Jackson's talking points
Thanks to Lincoln Republican for the following list of Matt Jackson's typical blog response lines.
TOP TEN MATT JACKSON BASHING REPUBLICANS/CONSERVATIVES/ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH HIM LINES:
10. Go cry with your GOP buddies.
9. I don't cut and paste.
8. I always* cite my sources.
7. Why don't you go get a girlfriend.
6. You must have got the GOP talking points.
5. That was lame.
4. You are pathetic.
3. Go thump your Bible somewhere else (paraphrased from several quotes.)
2. Fear-mongerer.
And the number one republican/conservative/anyone-who-doesn't-agree-with -Matt-bashing line:
1. You're spitting bile.
Matt gave up on logical, solid discussions, and now tows the line for the Looney Left.
Of course, from this viewpoint of his, everything is the fault of GWB, GOP, and conservatives in general. It's easier to beef about GWB than to have original thoughts, so maybe Matt is just getting lazy. Can you imagine what deep stuff we'd be in now if Algore and the DNC had cheated just a little more in Florida? Would Gore have defended our country after 9/11? Or would he, as he and the Left are doing now, shrug off the attacks as simply a peaceful Muslim protest?
posted by VPCheney @ 2:37 PM
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6 Comments:
Who is Matt Jackson?
Who is Matt Jackson?
Well, he's a local businessman who also happens to be a bit left-leaning.
Read the other local blogs linked to here, and you will see who he is.
You said it, we didn't.
VP, you are so pathetic. This post is so lame, I'm surprised you didn't insert any GOP talking points. Good job on cutting and pasting, though! I especially liked the fact you didn't cite your source on your graphics that are just there to be spitting bile. Why don't you get a girlfriend and go thump your bible somewhere else, you fear-mongerer!
Wow. That really sounds awful.
Technology advances again...
Matt can retire now, apparently Google has (annonymously) found a way to automate his retorts. If we could just add a Google News mash-up overlay to the Jackson clone, we could maybe even keep him on the subject, and wean him from moveon.org.
See what you got started LR?
:)
It is nice having the list around. It helps to be able to respond when another on the list gets sent your way.
We should probably add #11,
"Must have hit a nerve"
That's not really a put down, but seems to be in many of his follow-up posts.
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